Playing while standing is a whole other thing, Wes. Then it boils down almost ENTIRELY to the weight distribution on one pivot point, combined with overall length!! However, the V does have a pretty cool way of wedging between your legs while sitting which gives neck position an ergonomic benefit over some other guitars. Vs aren't actually the least ergonomic guitars I can think of. But saying, "A V actually has some pretty good ergonomic benefits, especially my particular one that is perfectly balanced" is one thing I agree with. But come on. Quit playing devil's advocate and admit that typical guitar shapes such as a tele, strat, or yes a V, are not particularly good examples of actual ergonomics in practice.
Don't you think that pointing out the ergonomic benefits of a V was REALLY all that was required, instead of the more personal comments (red herrings and straw men, btw) that you threw my way?
Moving on-- if the question is, "what is the MOST ergonomic guitar," *I* certainly don't have an answer, and small details WILL be different from person to person. Arm and finger length might determine an ergonomically correct angle in fanned frets, as well as which fret should be the perpendicular one, for example. But it CAN be stated strictly objectively based on general body geometry that a Klein is MORE ergonomic than a tele... no matter HOW you slice it. And I love teles and the way they feel, in case you missed that point the first time around. There's such thing as objective observation without getting so dang "touchy feely" (to use your term) about your own personal biases.
Greg