I don't know how else to say this.
I KNOW.
Seriously guys, I know I won't get what it's really worth. As I've already said, I've been on eBay for 8 years. I'm going into this eyes wide open. I've contacted my local stores, and I don't have any other options. I'm OK with it. I'm not under some false impression that I'll make a mint. I know this and it's not my plan.
There are >100 strat and tele bodies (each) on there at any given time. You'll not see me trying to sell one of them - the market there is way too overloaded. I've watched hundreds of auctions end, just to get a realistic price expectation. The alder, poplar, and ash bodies don't get anything. The other woods do. The more exotic sounding the wood or unusually figured/colored, the better.
Take Larry Karosa & his necks as an example. He sells his necks there constantly. He occasionally offers a maple/rosewood combo, but not very often because they only get $40 or so. Throw out a jatoba/purpleheart and it'll be pushing $100 or more. Clearly, that's not what its worth, but the price is a whole lot more for about the same cost of materials.
I appreciate your concern. Really, I do. I understand what you're trying to say, and as far as price, I agree with you. I'm in NO WAY trying to brush you off or appear that I don't want your input in any way. That being said... can we please move on?