El Dangerouso Posted April 26, 2004 Report Share Posted April 26, 2004 Ayast ye landlubbers, Reason pirates win: Guns. "Just like a stinkin' ninja pig to bring a knife to a gun fight!" - with apologies to the Untouchables For further proof I refer you to The Last Samurai. As I remember samurai kick ninja ass, guys with guns kick samurai ass. Pirates=guys with guns. So Sorry, Charlie; Pirates win! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weezerboy Posted April 26, 2004 Report Share Posted April 26, 2004 plus pirates are musicians... sea shanties f---ing rock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whisky182 Posted April 26, 2004 Report Share Posted April 26, 2004 Ninjas are so cool!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StratDudeDan Posted April 26, 2004 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2004 i gotta bring it back to the one fact that a single ninja could easily sneak onto any pirate ship out there and kill the entire crew before and of them even had the slightest idea what was going on. not only that, he'd be able to do it invisibly in broaddaylight, and he'd of course do it where the ship was least accessable to help, so if he were to be caught he would willingly be sacrificing his life to the pirates. now...who in their right mind would do that. obviously, there would be no doubt in the ninja's mind that his mission would be successful. therefore...ninja rule, pirates drool. EDIT- plus, i believe no one has ever heard of the teenage mutant pirate turtles...enough said... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pickleweaseler Posted April 28, 2004 Report Share Posted April 28, 2004 As I said in the headband thread Pirates go out to sea with no chicks. When they get back, they have no need for them. Wasn't there a james bond movie where ninjas had rifles with special rocket bullets that completely kicked the asses of guys carrying assalt rifles? Ninjas can pack heat too. So is snork named after a video game character? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajb Posted May 10, 2004 Report Share Posted May 10, 2004 i cant decide, pirates are agressive and tough, and ninjas are stealthy and tough, i just cant make up my mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SprocketBoy Posted May 10, 2004 Report Share Posted May 10, 2004 Neither.....Samurai are the best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StratDudeDan Posted May 10, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 10, 2004 Neither.....Samurai are the best form of ninja. tally one up for the good guys! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GregP Posted May 10, 2004 Report Share Posted May 10, 2004 Unless that was a "Super Friends" imitation ("Wonder Twins Power-- ACTIVATE..." -- "Form of... an EAGLE!" -- "Form of... a bowl full of cherry Jell-O!"), I'll have to disagree. Not only are pirates less cool than ninja, but samurai are in no way shape or form a type of ninja! I pick samurai over ninja in a straight-up fight. But ninja have the element of stealth and the black arts. Hard to beat the black arts. Greg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StratDudeDan Posted May 12, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 well uh...ninjas win... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeB Posted May 15, 2004 Report Share Posted May 15, 2004 OOOOOOOH ARRRRRRRRRR, Pirates all the way me 'ole matey ooh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truerussian558 Posted May 17, 2004 Report Share Posted May 17, 2004 ninjas because pirates never got a "Ninjas will rule the world" website made about them oh and the fact that all the pictures of johny depp being passed around between the girls in my school are pissing me off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcow Posted May 18, 2004 Report Share Posted May 18, 2004 NINJA!!! Ninja's rule, because they're asian. (asian pride runs high in my town ) PIrates are just criminals with parrots (and johnydepp sucks) oh and the fact that all the pictures of johny depp being passed around between the girls in my school are pissing me off YES SIR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truerussian558 Posted May 18, 2004 Report Share Posted May 18, 2004 asian pride thats funny becoause ( no offenese here(seriously)) im basically living in china town, you know how the national average of people of asian decent is 10 %. well my town its closer to 90%, and the pressure gradewise this puts on me is incredible, but at least i have the pleasure of seeing them crack when their sophmores Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyG Posted May 18, 2004 Report Share Posted May 18, 2004 You guys are all being bloody stupid. the answer is Nija Pirates "HIIIIYYAAAARRRRR" see?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fizzy_elephant Posted June 3, 2004 Report Share Posted June 3, 2004 But do you ever think you'd be able to get a ninja and a pirate to mate successfully? It would most likely have to be cloned and we all know what that leads to.. Bearded ladies and mice with ears on their backs. Poor little guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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